please. I can haz baconnaise?

I want to feel my arteries collapse with every bacon flavored sammich I eat.

No really tho, this is out of control.

I am however slightly excited about bacon flavored spread.
Where can I buy this?!?!

My Boys

this city can bring you down in a heartbeat....

but coming home to these faces everyday keep me moving.

don't judge me. I love my kids.

Just Let It Beat In Sync

After falling a victim, and becoming a master of the game that deal with matters of the heart, I've grown tiered and bored with it. I've been playing this game long enough and would really just like to put a stop to it, and actually give ONE person a chance. As far as my reputation goes, I'll forever be "that girl", making this change very difficult, and hard for people who know me to grasp. I would really just like to kiss one set of lips, find a hand that fits right in mine, and play the girlfriend role again. History repeats itself tho right? So I already know how this is going to pan out. Nice try.

Mind Numbing Jabber

Only a face a mother could love. Hah, and I wonder why I'm still single...

I have awesome luck with all of this lately...

Ate Shit

after a long month of binge drinking i have the feeling i took it over board.

Aperently after pissing everyone I knew off, for being blackout drunk, stumbling down the streets of downtown Orlando, and telling my best friend goodbye, I ATE SHIT, and currently have hair line fractures to skull, and loss of hearing in right ear. amazing.
thank you Gin.


so its obvious to say that i will no longer be drinking anymore.

see me with a drink...punch me in the fucking face. k thanx.